War Stories: Shot by a Buck

To all deer hunters, wouldn’t it be more challenging if deer could shoot back at you? A firefight with a deer! And ambushes too. Just like you do to a deer. How cool, right!

“Bill, what happened to your butt?”

“Got ambushed by a buck. Damn near took off my right cheek!”

Think of all the war stories you could tell your grandkids. And those trophy heads on the wall would make your stories more true-to-life.

But woe to the hunter who gets wacked by an immature jimmy buck or a short tailed doe. Oh my gosh, forever the butt of a joke!